Dear Mollie.

I miss you so much. I am so boiling hot because it’s a trillion degrees outside and it is so humid it feels like its raining but its not. I’m trying to cool down by laying on the ceramic tile by the fire place. I love it because its cool and also because the basket with the ribbons from your wedding is beside me and it reminds me of you.

I love you so much and I can’t wait for you to visit. I’m going to sleep on your bed, drool on you and have farts that smell like ruffles chips and you will love it!

xoxox,

gossip squirrel aka Daryl aka Carla aka Darla.